It's Oprah's fault

I have made another one of my pictures to go along with my post....Please ENJOY!!

I do it for you....any way Oprah has sworn off beef and all animal products to go vegan for 21 days to cleanse her body. last time Oprah stopped eating meat the whole country suffered the great depression. Since it is a known fact (in my head) that Oprah brain washes her audience and those watching on TV because she is an alien, this will again cause the nation to suffer. I knew there was a real reason behind the ridicu-damn-lous gas prices. It's all Oprah fault that the farmers are going to go hungry and unable to feed there family because Oprah wants to have sexy poopoo. KEEP MEAT ALIVE.....

those two ditzy broads think I'm playing when i say everything is Oprah fault well here is your proof.

With summer just around the corner, Oprah Winfrey is saying bye, bye to burgers – hello tofu and tempeh!

The talk show host, 54, is going vegan for a 21-day detox plan. In addition to swearing off animal products, Winfrey and three pals from her production company are also banning caffeine, sugar, gluten and alcohol. -source

Dammit Estelle Close your mouth

You see why i can't do this...

WHO THE HELL GAVE ESTELLE THAT DAMN PLASTIKEEN RAIN RACKET TO WEAR TO THE DAMN CLUB... (yes I'm yelling)

I think she sucked his blood after she chomped all the way down on his damn neck with those unruly teeth...

Yup here she is sucking the blood out of his cheeck.

I Can't stand Gabby Union

and the wee little man that one the fashion show thing....(damn what is the name of it) can't remember but anyways he scares the crap out of me. I wonder how much it will cost for me to get him to make me a pair of rubber, nylon, camouflage, panties with a matching tutu, and rain jacket.

I think they want y'all to go out and vote. Be a good American and vote or DIE!!

Really who is she

Tracy Bingham looks like one big silicon ball of Lubricant...I think she was the pair of fake titties that one the last season of surreal life. I think the porn guy should have one, because in a nasty little sick way he might be able to really send the message in the bedroom. I'm sure he banged Tracy out after the show...but i guess that's not the point.

Anyways I hate her face, she looks like she knows how to make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth. let your imagination be at one with you mind.

Do we love this girl??

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I just don't understand: Foxy, WHY?

Ummmm???? ahhhhhhhh???? I am at a complete loss of words. I mean all I can see is blur through the tears that are streaming down my face like a cascading water fall, and landing in a puddle down by my ashy feet. I just don't know where i went wrong. What did i do to deserve this horror the pain. I........... JUST................CAN'T because i don't understand. Maybe i need to conjure up the spirits of the Embamboo tribe to filter out this purpose in little message clouds.

Okay I'm back...I breathed I can do this.....

Seriously what in the good eyelash hell is wrong with this picture?? IS THAT YOUR FUCHSIA LIPSTICK on your twisted mouth lips???? I demand answers Immediately..NOW

Sausages: Hott Links

Fantasia and her period hair drives a hooptie (flix): SFTA

Target or Walmart? Mind of Marcus

It's Tina Turner's turn to STFU: blogxilla

Plies on tour: RBTF

Mel B is a sex expert: stylerazzi

Did Ray-J propose to Whitney: mzvirgo

usher's wife is the devil: quicks

who's this boys daddy: lil creole pimp

How to catch a baller: baller alert

They make stuff for that

besides from American Idol reject Latoya London's little outfit being sooooo cute I'm sure that she could have excised her rights to apply a little more deodorant to her arm pits before she left the house (maybe even some baby powder). I will not act like I don't know how hot it can get out there but SERIOUSLY come on....It is WAY NOT sexy to have your armpits all juiced out in front of the photogs in a sexy little dress. That my friend is a big NONO. If she needed to she should have place paper towels in a neat little way under her arms until she got inside in the AC (stand in front of a fan and air out, do something)....I tell you these people give me reasons to talk trash....

And guess who's fault it is......I ain't even going to say it because I know she's watching me

(Oprah)

Who Looked the Foolest

A bunch of grown azz men in NO BITCHASSNESS t-shrits or....

VS.

An bunch of Men in NO KISSASSNESS t-shirts

I don't know what movement is what and who is doing who but all I know is that I'm going to the printers after this to start my line of "STOP WITH THE DAMN T-SHIRTSASSNESS" movement. Not everyone can have a slogan and add NO and ASSNESS to the end of something and call it a movement. Monkey see Monkey do. What the hell is next???

Who can come up with the next big dumbazz slogan for the ASSNESS movement?

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Forehead of all Trades

She can't sing, she can't act, She can't dance....this girl is TALENTED...all the things she can't do and she still keeps on going.. Even though I'm half way obsessed with her I'll continue to hate because THAT'S WHAT I DO!!

Rihanna's head has decided that it wants to do acting now... Yippy!! box office here the hell I come. She wants to give it a shot....I support Rihanna and her head in all her endeavors.

R&B star Rihanna is setting her sights on a foray into acting - in a bid to expand her international appeal. The 20-year-old singer’s hits are a staple on some of Hollywood’s biggest soundtracks, but she admits she would like to grace the screen herself. And she insists she is unphased by the stigma of becoming a singer-turned-actress.

She says, “I don’t know how good I’ll be at it, but it’s something that I want to try.”

The “Umbrella” hitmaker is reportedly set to star in upcoming film Mama Black Widow - the story of a black family’s migration from the South in the 1930s. The film, currently in pre-production, is said to co-star Kerry Washington, Mos Def and Macy Gray. -source

Mike The Movie

I'm almost certain that there are about 50-11 docu-movies already out there about Micheal Jordan, What makes the one that Spike lee wants to do any better. They need to make real movies about flying pigs and little children in the ghetto doing hood rat stuff. Maybe a movie on the Lord coming soon and how people need to get their act together before they burn in hell. I don't really care to see anything more on Michael, maybe he needs to enjoy retirement with all his Lil white women.

Spike Lee announced at Cannes on Monday (May 20) that he is directing a feature-length documentary about basketball superstar Michael Jordan, which he hopes to bring to next year's Cannes Festival. The project will feature previously-unseen footage shot by NBA cameras during the final two years in Jordan's career, the 2001-02 and 2002-03 seasons. -source

Told you she Teyana Taylor is a Lesbo

I don't know where this lil girl came from or what family she belongs to, all i know if that she got some nice hair, and likes to wear stupidness while bouncing her fanny across her stage looking like a circus act, but none the less i always seems to have a raised eyebrow and the WTF look on my face when i see her around the net. Lately i have become suspicious of her more then friendly way of hugging up and touching on other woman. media take out reported a while ago that Teyana was an undercover lesbo and now I'm starting to see it more for myself. I think her and Lil Manma have something going on, and now she's cheating on lil Manma with that slut Aubry from MTB8

Exhibit A ^^^

Exhibit B ^^^

Tell me aubry ain't some kind of nasty slut freak

Hey Girl what You doing?

Erykah always know how to be the life of the party. I still can't seem to wrap my finger around her crazy concept or the plum foolery of costumes that she wears, but from what i have heard she is a pretty cool person. She was here in Boston about a week ago and i slept on buying tickets so i didn't get to see her but people that went said it was crazy fun. So if you hear about her coming to a town near you make sure you go check her out.

You can take the chick out the ghetto

Update: I have never laughed so much in all of my whole entire life. Star Jones has to be the DUMBEST person i have ever watched or seen in my life. Taaaaanisha....Taaaanisha..... I actually got out of my work chair and Laughed out loud. Second of all who the hell does Star's hair? I'm getting out a work order to have her legs beaten off. second and a half, someone needs to tell Ms. Tanisha that she ain't sh!t, and that her big meaty behind needs to stay seated and learn to STFU!!! giving herself more sugar, and blood pressure then she already has. With all the fussing she does she should be skinny as hell

But you can't stop her from eating madd burgers and they getting someone to staple her stomach shut. HOLLA!!

NOW svelte Star Jones has a sense of humor about her plumper, former self. Jones recently hosted a taping of "The Bad Girls Club" reunion special, in which one bad girl accused another of being "a cheeseburger away from being obese." "A huge fight ensued, bodyguards had to come onstage, and Star had overheard the comment," said an insider. "When they returned from a commercial, Star joked, 'If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.' " The reunion episode airs Tuesday on Oxygen. -source


WhatEVE...who you fighting Star??...don't spit words that you know you wouldn't be able to back up if the time came. Right now all someone would need to do to slay Dry Jones is to put a hot dog with extra mustard in front of her and not let her have it. She'll be FINISHED (heart attack on the spot) all you would see is Saggy titties and forehead sprawled out on the side walk.

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50 vs. Roci (Hoe vs. Garbage)

looks like Fiddy cent has found someone else to beef with. This time it's that lil skank Roci who let me say for the record i can't stand because she is Ultra whack. any ways, seems like 50 is pissed because Roci called his album Garbage in the video (below) For someone like Roci to be calling someone else Garbage bring three words to my mind (Pot, Kettle, Black) anyways in the audio CLICK HERE TO LISTEN (scroll down to the little play button) 50 basically calls Roci a hoe and says that the reason her skank azz is so bitter is because he wouldn't give her the magic stick....and that he knows allot about her hoeish ways with the guest on 106 "and why the hell is this still a show" Park

Every body needs to just STFU because Roci seemed drunk high and stupid in this clip. Rocsi and her gay co-host Terrence have a habit of talking about me. didn't he tell ray-J that he used be to whack back in the day.....*Pot, kettle, black* except now Terrence is still whack

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Usher acting like a lil B!tch (what's new)

Usher’s pre-taped, edited performance for tonight’s Dancing with the Stars finale may look seamless, but what happened behind the scenes at the singer’s May 13 taping left host Tom Bergeron and company scratching their heads–and scrambling to set up for the live show.

First, the 29-year-old singer arrived late, throwing the entire production behind schedule. Then, while appearing to lip-synch two songs—”Yeah!” and “Love in This Club”—he fell out of step with his choreography, turning the wrong way once and losing his mic a second time. With each mistake he walked offstage.

The performance then went further off-course when the singer took a long break to get a drink. “He was ridiculous,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Such a diva.” -source

They should have called him Biaach



I Blame Ushers husband for this... She was supposed to let him have his balls back for the performance but left them home on the night table. So usher had no choice but to act like a lil diva b!tch...how you posed to be a man with no balls.

Get it Girl!

I didn't know that Estelle could get down and dirty like that. She's all up and in this man (who the hell is he anyway) and I want to know why the hell celebs always feel the need to pull some random on to the stage to dance with them while they sing. That ain't no real dance. All he's doing is trying to cop as many cheap feels as he can so he can go home and tell all his boys that he was feeling up on a STAR.


It's worst when the woman get on stage cause first of all they don't have no clothes on anyway and having a celeb pick them out of the crowd makes them lose all regard of self respect and next thing you the the audience is face to face with a big pair of wet drawers. EWWWW!!

Knock out Kid

The dude that Knocked Suge Knight the Fugg Out is all over the Utubes talking about what happened that night. I thought they said he was skinny or maybe he's small because he's 5'7 180 (he can play with JD and baby Daniel that bout the same size). I guess that's not the point. anyways someone is talking to him on the camera while he's cutting some funny looking lil dudes hair. hes seems to be mildly retarded but whatever. If i were him I would just cut hair and STFU

They call him the Knock out Kid

Because i can't stop posting this picture....

Michelle or Sanjaya

Now this is an honest question I'm not being mean....Doesn't Michelle looks like a teen aged boy dressed in woman clothing.....say like someone like...........Sanjaya. I'm being so honest. The only difference is, is that Sanjaya looks a whole lot prettier then Michelle. I actually think that Sanjaya whore this outfit on American Idol once. hmmmm...

If the Mole don't fit you must aquit

Damn why didn't they just say that in the first place..... No need to waste all the tax payers money. If the man on the tape doesn't have a mole then IT'S OVER. The defense rest.

Six years after R&B singer R. Kelly's indictment on child pornography charges, his lawyers revealed the linchpin of their defense: A mole.

On Tuesday, the first day of testimony, jurors saw police photos that revealed a dark, caterpillar-shaped mole in the middle of Kelly's lower back. But defense lawyer Sam Adam Jr. told jurors the sex videotape at the center of the case shows a man without a mole. -source