Tuesday, March 25, 2008

It's the Stroke Baby

Ladies and gentleman listen up as this most honorable and classy couple give you the secrets to keeping your marriage strong. (take out a mad of paper and a pen and write this down dammit)

Former wrestling icon Paul Heyman asked the buxom blonde what Ice-T's secret to keeping her happy is, and she spilled the beans on his secret love technique!

Coco revealed: “It’s the Stroke baby.

“We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.”

Ice then teased: “Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special. “And that’s what adds to the Stroke. “You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain't gonna be the Stroke!' -source

5 comments:

mzvirgo said...

They couldn't keep that to themselves? TMI.....LOL, what are the chances that a tape will come out?

HotSauce!! said...

I'm almost certain that they have a few already. I'm going to go to the local porn store and see what they got

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao wtf kinda bullshit is that???? know damn well ice-t old ass ain't stroking shit no more, maybe stroking O-U-T cause coco ain't give him his blood pressure meds but other than that, naw he ain't doing shit, and prolly never really could he don't strike me as a great lover.....

brookiebaby said...

Why is it that every story about these two is about their damn sex life. Is that all they got in their relationship? Tell me about something other than your damn stroke dude, or the mirrors in your bedroom, or what shoes you like her ass to wear when yall fuck.

HotSauce!! said...

Next we will be learning about which plastic tittie he likes the best