That's the sound of the whip that Mariah runs across Nick's back every time he shows her a little resistance. he probably gets raped by her and and then made to sit in her Hello Kitty closet so he can think about his actions. Just when he thought he could get a night out with the boys.....Cell phones blow up, Amber alerts are sounded, and an all points bulletin is executed to get the boy back to his Motherwife so that he can feed her little hot dogs on a papaya leaf.
Poor Nick he's in it to FAIL...
NICK Cannon learned the meaning of "If you don't pay, you got no say" this weekend. Mariah Carey's new husband was trying to have a boys' weekend at Saturday's opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods with pals Sean Combs and Quincy Jones when he got a call from Carey. "He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning," a source said. "He didn't look happy about it." A rep for Carey didn't return calls. -source
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AMBER ALERTS WERE SOUNDED.............LMAO
LMAO!!! i can so see him in the hello kitty closet rocking back and forth like a scared lil girl
Nick is "Stuck like Chuck" 4 life!
Mariah name probably is CHUCK
Let's be real. THis is hollywood people! They got, like...a month before they start talking about divorce & Mariah "channels all the pain" into another sorry-ass album. And Hotsauce, you can blame Oprah in advance, cuz you know she's gonna do the promo!!! L.O.L.!
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