What Tablet would you take?

I don't know who came up with the bright idea to make these advertisement spoofs but still i would rather drink a bottle of NyQuil and then sit in a hot tub then to ever take a tablet that would turn me into either Kanye or lying behind Rick Ross. I have enough estrogen in my body to not want to be like Kanye, yes maybe i would be able to spit some tight lyrics on a track and be known as one of the greatest rappers alive but then while I'm not spitting 16 bars and laying down tracks I'll be somewhere in public crying and carrying on like a Lil b!tch, and screaming about nobody caring about me. Pity parties are only fun for the host....Nah I'll pass on the Kanye tablet

... and then the Rick Ross being the boss of your own life tablet...HA! by now you should have heard the stories of Rick Ross lying about being a correctional officer back in the day. he went out of his way to say that someone photo-shopped his head on someone else's body, and that it was a fabricated story to ruin his reputation

When a photo of a uniform-clad Ross surfaced last week of the 32-year-old performer claimed that unnamed “online hackers” put “my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples’ body. If this shit was real don’t you think they would have more specifics, like dates and everything?” He added, “Fake pictures are created by the fake, meant to entertain the fake.”

...all to find out that ( i think it was SmokingGun) that got a hold of papers that showed evidence of it actually being Mr Ross Boss. so i'll PASS on that tablet too, cause i might turn into a big fat stupid lier, for no reason...cause who the hell cares what you used to do before you got in the game and made it big as a rapper. Now you look as Fraudulent as Akon, and that doesn't make you anybodies boss.