TNHOTT!!: Two Stupid Dummies

Don't blame it on the alcohol... he would have done what he did regardless. Cause like Obama said "He's a jack ass"

Notes from a commuter!!

"Kudoes to the makers of Vaseline for creating what seems to be an alternative to gel for those woman who refuse to shave there shockingly hair legs"

"If you can't find pants or a shirt long enough to to cover up your post par-dum stretch marks,....wear a dress"

"Turtle necks are designed to cover up ur neck, so if you find that urs is merely covering ur second chin find something else to wear"

"Do you know how nasty you look with only six teeth in your mouth, 4 on the top and 2 on the bottom, trying to eat a hamburger. New Rule: If you don't have a full smile, u can't eat in public"

"Faux fur/ faux suede boots- 14.95
Faux hair- 21.59
Stretch pants and a bra- 19.99
Saggy breast cover in stretch marks breaking free from that bra- PRICELESS

And you are looking at me like I’m the one dressed like a fool"

"May I please ask you why the hell you are looking to the left and right to make sure nobody sees you picking your nose when I am right here in front of your nasty behind and I can see you? Jerk!"

"Sunglasses don’t make you invisible ya dummy. I know you are staring at me… STOP!"

"Out of all the seats on this train car, why, pray tell, do you consider my lap a viable option? Move the hell over!"

"Excuse me nasty man in the train station, why is it that you think it is okay for you to rub grease off your scalp and apply it to you lips?"